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Burglar has fun in Kenny Williams' house

Posted on: November 22, 2011 11:30 am
By Matt Snyder

If you're going to break into the house of a rich person, you might as well get your money's worth. And that's exactly what a Chicago-area man allegedly did in the home of White Sox general manager Kenny Williams.

Wayne L. Field III, 51, of Chicago has been arrested and charged with residential burglary for his alleged break-in of Williams' home. But the details of the story are pretty funny, via NBC Chicago.

Field allegedly wore Williams' clothes and 2005 World Series ring. Field allegedly drank Williams' beer, defrosted a lobster and ate frozen pizza (I mean, who hasn't had a craving for some pizza and lobster while intoxicated?). He also surfed the Internet and "kicked his shoes off on the bed."

Creepy? Of course. Hilarious? Since no one was harmed, I'd say absolutely.

There was no word on whether or not Field's next planned act was to call Adam Dunn and offer him even more money.

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Since: Nov 15, 2008
Posted on: November 23, 2011 12:05 am

Burglar has fun in Kenny Williams' house

I'm ok with the whole story.  The part that caught my attention  highlights that Kenny is no Chicago guy.  Here it is -  GM of Chicago Whitesox has frozen pizza in house.  I mean this guy can have fresh pie anytime but he has frozen Celeste Pizza's.  C'mon Kenny @ least get you some Homerun Inn Pizza and keep it real.  Frozen Pizza's I tell you he's a fraud. 

Since: Dec 2, 2007
Posted on: November 22, 2011 6:19 pm

Burglar has fun in Kenny Williams' house

Now THAT's living the high-life!!

Since: Mar 2, 2009
Posted on: November 22, 2011 2:41 pm

Burglar has fun in Kenny Williams' house

There is a lot of humor in this event but once again it reminds us that no ones home is safe from invasion regardless of what type of  neighborhood you live in.

Crime rates, particularly home invasion are a disgrace to our Country.  I still blame the courts for continually releasing the bad guys back to the streets with a slap on the wrist or a very very short time in jail.  I also blame the people that set the rules for cops, whatever happened to "HALT, OR I'LL SHOOT" !!!  Now days the crooks try to run from the cops cause they know the cops won't fire at em.

Solution ?  Build more prisons, most of these crooks are part of the welfare system.  Take the savings from welfare pay-outs to finance more prisions.  If the crooks are gonna get free meals from us taxpayers let it be behind bars instead of at home while they plan their next "job."  Second, the police need to SHOOT (below the waist) any and all suspects that try to run !!! 

Since: Apr 15, 2008
Posted on: November 22, 2011 1:23 pm

Burglar has fun in Kenny Williams' house

He looks like Dog The Bounty Hunter on a meth binge.

Your missing the best part...

During the burglary, Field left behind a hospital bracelet with his name on it, police said.  Field returned some time later and was seen peeking into the home. 

Officers spotted him wearing Williams' clothes and arrested him.

Since: Sep 20, 2009
Posted on: November 22, 2011 12:15 pm

Burglar has fun in Kenny Williams' house

Well he can now go to jail and have that medical procedure done or have his teeth fixed for free.Too bad there was'nt a large dog to maul his sorry butt.

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